Vertu, the British luxury mobile phone manufacturer known for its handcrafted designs, has just released its new high-end Aster model. The phone wraps a blisteringly fast 2.3GHz quad core processor in calf, snake, or ostrich skin, each available in a variety of striking colours. The titanium Android phone’s screen stretches 4.7 inches, and it features a 13-megapixel Hassleblad camera. As if that’s not ritzy enough, every alert and ringtone was recorded by the London Symphony Orchestra, and the Vertu Concierge service gives you access to a team of lifestyle managers who offer live assistance, recommendations and priority bookings. Take that, Siri.